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By Benners-Fox Vail

Satire is without question a misunderstood art. It employs Irony as it’s bulwark and requires a sense of humor. It is often mistaken as Sarcasm, although a close ‘cousin.’

Satire requires Knowledge, Erudition and boldness and is usually dismissed as “yellow” journalism by its targets. And yet without it, we are left with the mundane status quo media, offered for popular consumption and designed as a disingenuous panacea for an already satiated mob.

What the f%$k was that?!

Satire is Truth not denied but elevated to an Art.

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Other than Voltaire, two of my favorite Satirists are Ambrose Bierce and the Duc de La Rochefoucauld.

Here are some my favorite quotes from these monsters of Satire:

From “Reflexions ou sentences et maximes Morales”-La Rochefoucauld.

“Pity is often feeling our own sufferings in those of others, a shrewd precaution against misfortunes that may befall us. We give hope to others so that they have to do the same to us on similar occasions, and these kindnesses we do them are, to put it plainly, gifts we bestow on ourselves in advance.”

“There are various forms of curiosity: one, based on self-interest, makes us want to learn what may be useful, another, based on pride, comes from a desire to know what others don’t.”

“Suspicion on our part justifies deceit in others.”

“Humility is often merely feigned submissiveness assumed in order to subject others, an artifice of pride which stoops to conquer, and although pride as a thousand ways of transforming itself it is never so well

disguised and able to take people in as when masquerading as humility.”

“In every walk of life each man puts on a personality and outward appearance so as to look what he wants to be thought: in fact you might say that society is entirely made up of assumed personalities.”

From “The Devils Dictionary”-Ambrose Bierce

Battle, n. The method of untying with the teeth a political knot that would not yield to the tongue.

Alliance, n. In international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other’s pocket that they cannot separately plunder a third.

Ambrose Bierce.  Portrait by J.H.E. Partington.
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Diplomacy, n. The patriotic art of lying for one’s country.

Religon, n. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.

Idiot, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. The Idiot’s activity is not confined to any special field of thought or action, but “pervades and regulates the whole.” He has the last word in everything; his decision is unappealable. He sets the fashion of opinion and taste, dictates the limitations of speech and circumscribes conduct with a deadline.”

A little history here.

Bierce wrote his brand of cutting Satire around 1906. The first version of “Dictionary” was titled “The Cynics Wordbook.” This is a must read for Satirists.

La Rochefoucauld wrote the “Maxims” in 1665. It reads very much like “Dictionary.” I believe Bierce was a fan of La Rochefoucauld and ‘borrowed’ many of his definitions from the “Maxims.” In either case, these masterpieces of Satire should be read and enjoyed by anyone who identifies with the Inner Pragmatist!

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By Harry Stamper

The carrot and the stick. You’ve all heard of this method of ‘motivation,’ but have you really thought about how it works? Picture the donkey with a rider loaded with some burden or other. The donkey has the carrot dangling out in front him and the rider has a whip. We know that the donkey will never get the carrot no matter how far he goes but he certainly will get the whip if he slows or stops.huge840303

The idea then is that the poor beast of burden, a stupid brute, can’t figure out that he will never achieve the ‘reward’ and is really just trying to avoid the inevitable whip. The only sure fact is the punishment… the reward is an illusion.

Now think of yourself as that beast of burden…you can even sing a few bars of the Stone’s song if you’d like while you imagine that in some way, you are working toward a goal that will never be reached and in reality, you are just trying to avoid the alternative of not working for any goal. Now let us add the ‘whip’ of punishment… self-inflicted if you will for your efforts of not pursuing any ‘meaningful’ goal. You are much more satisfied with your current state of equilibrium…you are in a completely acceptable state of ‘balance’…Inertia is the governing factor in your safe and sane life and the force necessary to overcome your inertia is more than you can muster. Certainly, you’ve decided, you will not be the source or cause of such an action. Everything is OK as far as you can tell so why should you ‘upset the apple cart?’ Change is for the Young, you say to yourself.

I couldn’t agree more strongly…I say to hell with goal-seeking, problem solving, and any effort to improve one’s lot in life! After all, one will most likely be disappointed with the results anyway. And the waiting for results? Forget it. Just say to yourself, “I have just what I need right now, no muss no fuss. If I go chasing after something ‘over there’ I will be forced to abandon my warm and fuzzy niche!” Voila, you are guilt free, free from the whip of the taskmaster and clear in your mind about the real chances of never reaching the Carrot!

Let’s face it, change begets turbulence. Continuously striving for ‘something better’ is nerve wracking and what with all the competition to achieve the same ‘something better’ you are forced to behave like some Maori Warrior screaming and making faces at your competition.

That’s no fun!

So I say let Inertia rule, remain static and in balance. Let the other Donkeys chase after that Carrot and ditch the Whip of Guilt!

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